Brian Bland

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Forumite Status
Became member
Brought by
Reign at Forum
Forum Offices Held
Famous for
Born & Died
April 15 ????-Living
Hometown
New York
Base of Operations
Species
Gender
Sexual Identity
Relationship Status
Related to
Profession
(former) guess the price of envelopes, (current) Sales


Brian Bland is the best friend of Turtle. He is a Forumite through virtue of technicality alone.

AKA

Brian is also known as Loki, the Norse Trickster God, whose full name is Loki Laufeyjarson.

History

Brian met Turtle before Turtle met him, around 1998 at a DTCP event. It later turned out the Brian knows Turtle's mother, so they may have met years previous and not remembered. Brian was friends with other DCTP Forumites such as Jim. A few years later they met again online and started hanging out consistently. They now have a Tivo night, a movie night, and occasionally vacation together. Brian met Oz through Turtle and they have become friends as well.

Cherries

Brian's Forum cherry was popped by Turtle when he was convinced to walk in and out twice to satisfy the minimum requirements for Forumitehood. He has not brought anyone to the Forum himself.

Quotes

Quotes by

  • "If your misery needs a massage, call me." - 2/12/2001 9:45pm
  • "Indians make lacrosse sticks. The woo-woo-woo type, not the ooh I don't eat cow type." - 4/15/2001 12:20am
  • "Cows are just furry grass that unask questions." - 7/4/2001 1:15am
  • "Well if you held onto your phone instead of the clown..." - 8/26/2001 12:15am
  • "It isn't lava until the earth goes ppptthhh." - 4/6/2002 12:35
  • "When you have a scat issue, use our tissue." - 5/10/2003 10:48pm
  • "Being right *is* my superpower." - 5/10/2003 11:11pm
  • "The cost of fixing a problem that doesn't exist is astronomical." - 5/26/2003 3:26pm
  • "Ok it's not that bad out, you stopped to lick yourself." - 2/4/2004 11:45pm
  • (random girl) "I just feel like a gay lobster." (Brian) "My head is going to explode in a week" - 4/28/2004 9:57pm
  • (Oz) "How old am I fakely today?" (Brian) "You dont look a day over fake 20." - 11/11/2005 9:30pm
  • "You paint wood and you eat cows." - 12/14/2005 11:02pm
  • (Turtle) "How was your day?" (Brian) "Well on a scale of 1 to 10 it managed to be on the scale." - 6/5/2006 9:59pm
  • "Can you revisible an invisibling?" 8/3/2006 9:25pm
  • (On Al Gore) "I'm sure he invented it just like the internet." - 10/2/2006 12:32am
  • "He isn't slowing fast enough" - 11/11/2006 1:03am
  • (Turtle) "Aanakin is an unnamed nusician." (Brian) "He causes nuisances?" 2/3/2007 7:52pm
  • (Regarding Turtle) “On your turtle star ship in the federation of turtle planets you're in violation of the turtle prime directive” - 3/21/2007 2:05am
  • (Regarding Turtle) “You're turtle enough for me” - 4/7/2007 12:40am

Quotes about

  • "As my best friend it is your duty to comment on every lj entry and do the toast at my wedding reception" - Turtle 3/16/2006 5:50pm
  • "You are the high king of logical fallacy" - Turtle 6/29/2006 12:16am

Super powers and vulnerabilities

Super powers

  • Read Turtle's mind (except around water)
  • "Being right *is* my superpower." - Brian 5/10/2003 11:11pm
  • Super illogic can cause others to mispell
  • Very handy (handymanning)
  • "I have the power of Tivooooooo" - Brian

Vulnerabilities

  • Glare
  • Superliteralism
  • Is *not* always right, just thinks he is

Skills

  • Handiness

Favorites

Tivo!

Care and feeding

Likes cars, tools, and donuts.

Contact

Can be reached through Turtle