In-Jokes
This is a page for recurring quotes (a la "Forumites Count off!"), crazy pranks and just fun stuff known specifically to Forumites that would cause most in the outside world to go "Buh?!?"
Forum Mottos/Slogans
(see List of Forum Mottos)
Quotes
"A Forumite at rest tends to stay at rest. A Forumite in motion tends to stay at rest."
"At the SF4M, we get less done all day than most people do before 9am."
"Attack Jerry, he's most powerful."
"Clean!"
"Diaowww! Spiders! Get 'em away!!!"
"Hail Presarian, Fail Presarian!"
"I may be a lazy SOB, but I'm the lazy SOB who gets things done!"
"Once a Forumite, always a Forumite"
"The robot power is off! The robot power is off!"
"THIS IS THE VOICE OF RASSILON!"
"Trekno"
"You're not his glandular bias"
"reflecting back on an old log entry about does chocolate equal love, I got to thinking that its more like does chocolate equal sex. Well [I] thought about this and here is what I decided.
1. bad chocolate is not as bad as bad sex, because chocolate does not usually have the same emotional effect.
2. mediocre to good chocolate is tied with mediocre sex, depending on how mediocre mediocre is.
3. good sex is better than good chocolate, just because.
4. really good chocolate is ties to good sex
5. Excellent chocolate is tied with really good sex.
6. Excellent chocolate is not as good as Excellent sex, although excellent chocolate might be easier to get although possibly more expensive.
However for most people chocolate is not as dangerous,
Korin" (extracted from LOG)
Pranks
Er ... be careful about editing the contents of these entries. You might want to not name names. We don't want anybody getting in trouble. None of the things listed below were officially endorsed by the Science Fiction Forum, but some of their members have in the past been very playful. ;)
Oddities
5000-Volume Passive Dehumidifier
Battlestar Galactica Chainmail
Chandler Estate Grand Staircase
Enterprise vs. the Death Star debate
High Church of the Holy Waffle
Roth Pond Regatta: the Untold Origins