Paul Calhoun

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Paul Calhoun is an Electrical Engineering(gen) and Business Management(ops) forever senior at Stony Brook University. He is also the second forumite to wield the legendary Vest of Many Pockets, a mighty artifact that has served the forum for almost 20 years. Vest Paul is also responsible for opening the Forum to an invasion of Daleks, for which he is not sorry.


The Vest (version 2.3)
Paul Calhoun
Vest Paul, Vest, Guyclone, Guy of Light, V
Forumite Status
Active
Became member
September 12, 2007
Brought by
Reign at Forum
2007 - Present
Forum Offices Held
Shiftholder, Shiftholder Prime, Keeper of the Archives
Famous for
The Vest, disturbing knowledge, unexpected abilities, Gandalf-like presence
Born & Died
May 29 1989 - Living
Hometown
Base of Operations
Species
Gender
Sexual Identity
Unknown
Relationship Status
Unattached
Profession
Jack


Tenure

Vest Paul has been a forumite ever since Guy told him where to go. He has served as Shiftholder and the Prime, as well as making an unsuccessful attempt at reviving Book Readings. He has been offered the post of AC several times, but oddly enough never by the Head AC.

Shiftholder

Vest Paul became a keyholder in his first semester, serving one year under the Betrayer, 0.5 under the Destroyer and now 1.5 in the Restoration. In lieu of Cavalli and anyone more qualified, he has been made Shiftholder Prime and serves mainly as the Keeper of all knowledge of books' locations and conditions. Since no orders have been given to him since the Destroyer, he has spent the years forcing ResourceMate to make sense and the index cards to stay in order.


The Vest

Vest Paul is a member of the secret and often baffling Order of the Vest. The current Vest was constructed in Australia to be able to handle V. Paul's entropic field, which obliterated the two previous vests. Vest 2.3, or the Dark Vest, has fewer pockets and less surface area, but is well nigh indestructible, and has washing instructions that involve a high-powered hose and a sturdy man.

Powers

The Vest's observed powers include teleportation, dimensionally transcendent pockets, invulnerability to weather and can produce a variety of useful items. Though a canoe has yet to be pulled out, several pockets remain largely unexplored.

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