Drow Dave
From the Omnipaedia:
"Also known as Drow. Went 5 years at the university. Avid gamer scum & often crazed boffer sword fighter (B'Dave's worst nightmare). Corrupted the 4M by introducing all to Squirrel ("sorry guys"). Often signs LOG(tm) entries with a sigil of a jade falcon & a spider and the phrase "Seyla lolth"