Fasu-fasu
Bad luck god of the Forum. If you were the victim of some bad luck, it was said that Fasu-Fasu had tap-danced on your head while hooting "Eeek eeek, Whoo!"
Fasu-fasu was also the god of free food (preferably stolen), though note he brings sustenance only to the True and Faithful! His totem is a hollow plastic owl.