Fasu-fasu

Bad luck god of the Forum. If you were the victim of some bad luck, it was said that Fasu-Fasu had tap-danced on your head while hooting "Eeek eeek, Whoo!"

Fasu-fasu was also the god of free food (preferably stolen), though note he brings sustenance only to the True and Faithful! His totem is a hollow plastic owl who "was used to smuggle food out of the FASA cafeteria.." (Stefan Jones, Alumni Wiki, 2024-05-17)