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'''Paul Calhoun''' is an Electrical Engineering(gen) and Business Management(ops) forever senior at [[Stony Brook University]]. He is also the second forumite to wield the legendary Vest of Many Pockets, a mighty artifact that has served the forum for almost 20 years. | '''Paul Calhoun''' is an Electrical Engineering(gen) and Business Management(ops) forever senior at [[Stony Brook University]]. He is also the second forumite to wield the legendary Vest of Many Pockets, a mighty artifact that has served the forum for almost 20 years. Vest Paul is also responsible for opening the Forum to an invasion of Daleks, for which he is not sorry. | ||
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Vest Paul has been a forumite ever since Guy told him where to go. | Vest Paul has been a forumite ever since Guy told him where to go. He has served as Shiftholder and the Prime, as well as making an unsuccessful attempt at reviving Book Readings. | ||
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Revision as of 17:56, 21 April 2010
Paul Calhoun is an Electrical Engineering(gen) and Business Management(ops) forever senior at Stony Brook University. He is also the second forumite to wield the legendary Vest of Many Pockets, a mighty artifact that has served the forum for almost 20 years. Vest Paul is also responsible for opening the Forum to an invasion of Daleks, for which he is not sorry.
Tenure
Vest Paul has been a forumite ever since Guy told him where to go. He has served as Shiftholder and the Prime, as well as making an unsuccessful attempt at reviving Book Readings.
Shiftholder
Vest Paul became a keyholder in his first semester, serving one year under the Betrayer, 0.5 under the Destroyer and now 1.5 in the Restoration. In lieu of Cavalli and anyone more qualified, he has been made Shiftholder Prime and serves mainly as the Keeper of all knowledge of books' locations and conditions. Since no orders have been given to him since the Destroyer, he has spent the years forcing ResourceMate to make sense and the index cards to stay in order.
The Vest
Vest Paul is a member of the secret and often baffling Order of the Vest. The current Vest was constructed in Australia to be able to handle V. Paul's entropic field, which obliterated the two previous vests. Vest 2.3, or the Dark Vest, has fewer pockets and less surface area, but is well nigh indestructible, and has washing instructions that involve a high-powered hose and a sturdy man.
Powers
The Vest's observed powers include teleportation, dimensionally transcendent pockets, invulnerability to weather and can produce a variety of useful items. Though a canoe has yet to be pulled out, several pockets remain largely unexplored.