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'''Matthew Weinberger''' is a former President, along with the lead guitarist for [[Cripplestripper]]. He is also the first successful Comics Librarian. During the May 2008 elections, he proclaimed himself God Emperor, but allowed [[Ian Moss]] to be his [[President|Prime Minister]]. | '''Matthew Weinberger''' is a former President, along with the lead guitarist for [[Cripplestripper]]. He is also the first successful Comics Librarian. During the May 2008 elections, he proclaimed himself [[God Emperor]], but allowed [[Ian Moss]] to be his [[President|Prime Minister]]. | ||
He desperately wants a complete Wiki entry but thinks it'd be totally lame to write it himself. So, for his sake it shall be edited. He enjoys the Batman to a scary, scary amount. We know of the fantasies that he has about them. It makes the kitten Jesus cry. And the wolf Satan shiver in fear. Yeah, they are that bad. He also attacks old men in Japan. Probably killed one. We don't know, and Matt won't admit to it. One day the torture crews will whip it out of him. | He desperately wants a complete Wiki entry but thinks it'd be totally lame to write it himself. So, for his sake it shall be edited. He enjoys the Batman to a scary, scary amount. We know of the fantasies that he has about them. It makes the kitten Jesus cry. And the wolf Satan shiver in fear. Yeah, they are that bad. He also attacks old men in Japan. Probably killed one. We don't know, and Matt won't admit to it. One day the torture crews will whip it out of him. | ||
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Replaced [[Lisa Selitzer]] as Supreme Being in a coup in 2008 ([https://sf4m.org/Historium/Timeline/2008-05-07%20Meeting%20Notes.txt 2008-05-07]). | Replaced (probably unknowingly) [[Lisa Selitzer]] as Supreme Being in a coup in 2008 ([https://sf4m.org/Historium/Timeline/2008-05-07%20Meeting%20Notes.txt 2008-05-07]). | ||
As of early 2025, hes the [https://vvus.com/team/matt-weinberger/ Editorial Director] at Vertex Ventures US, a venture capital group. | |||
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|before= | |before=[[Lisa Selitzer]] | ||
|title=[[ | |title=[[Supreme Being]] | ||
|years=May 2008 - Current | |years=May 2008 - Current | ||
|after=''TBD'' | |after=''TBD'' | ||
Latest revision as of 20:19, 12 January 2025
Matthew Weinberger is a former President, along with the lead guitarist for Cripplestripper. He is also the first successful Comics Librarian. During the May 2008 elections, he proclaimed himself God Emperor, but allowed Ian Moss to be his Prime Minister.
He desperately wants a complete Wiki entry but thinks it'd be totally lame to write it himself. So, for his sake it shall be edited. He enjoys the Batman to a scary, scary amount. We know of the fantasies that he has about them. It makes the kitten Jesus cry. And the wolf Satan shiver in fear. Yeah, they are that bad. He also attacks old men in Japan. Probably killed one. We don't know, and Matt won't admit to it. One day the torture crews will whip it out of him.
Batman
He's Batman.
Notes
Replaced (probably unknowingly) Lisa Selitzer as Supreme Being in a coup in 2008 (2008-05-07).
As of early 2025, hes the Editorial Director at Vertex Ventures US, a venture capital group.
| Preceded by Kevin Dowd |
President
May 2007 - May 2008 |
Succeeded by Ian Moss |
| Preceded by Lisa Selitzer |
Supreme Being
May 2008 - Current |
Succeeded by TBD |