These are the Johns I Know

Somewhere in Turtle's basement, to the tune of 'These Are The Daves I Know'. Probably included reference to Asshole John, Turtle, Skippy, Magic/Blonde/Non-Blonde/Physics John, JAM, RA John, Big Brother John, CIA John, JC/Squid/J/Baby John/John Cholewa, Crazy John, John CED, Gorno and possibly some other Forum Johns as well.