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This is a page for recurring quotes (a la "Forumites Count off!"), crazy pranks and just fun stuff known specifically to Forumites that would cause most in the outside world to go "Buh?!?" | This is a page for recurring quotes (a la "Forumites Count off!"), crazy pranks and just fun stuff known specifically to Forumites that would cause most in the outside world to go "Buh?!?" | ||
=Forum Mottos/Slogans= | |||
(see [[List of Forum Mottos]]) | |||
=Quotes= | =Quotes= | ||
"[[16 will get you 20]]" | |||
"[[A Ba Da Da]]" | |||
"[[A Forumite at rest tends to stay at rest. A Forumite in motion tends to stay at rest.]]" | |||
"[[All Glory to the Hypnotoad!]]" | |||
"[[At the SF4M, we get less done all day than most people do before 9am.]]" | |||
"[[Attack Jerry, he's most powerful.]]" | |||
"[[Blame Aaron]]" | |||
"[[BUMBABCLAAA!]]" | |||
"[[Came like Shinji!]]" | |||
"[[Cheese and Rice]]" | "[[Cheese and Rice]]" | ||
"[[Clean!]]" | |||
"[[Clocks are everywhere]]!" | |||
"[[Clockwise...Not Bullwinkle!]]" | |||
"[[Death to the fluffies!!]]" | |||
"[[Death to the USG!]]" | |||
"[[Diaowww! Spiders! Get 'em away!!!]]" | |||
"[[Eat a Pop-Tart for Jesus]]" | |||
"[[Eeek eeek, Whoo!]]" | "[[Eeek eeek, Whoo!]]" | ||
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"[[Forumites... not yet]]" | "[[Forumites... not yet]]" | ||
"[[Gamer Scum! Scamer Gum!]]" | |||
"[[God damnit Roman!]]" | |||
"[[Hail Presarian, Fail Presarian!]]" | |||
"[[How's the pie?]]" | |||
"[[I may be a lazy SOB, but I'm the lazy SOB who gets things done]]!" | |||
"[[It's not linear]]" | "[[It's not linear]]" | ||
"[[Let's get down to business!]]" | |||
"[[Mainstream!]]" | |||
"[[No sex in the stacks.]]" | |||
"[[No, Frozen!]]" | |||
"[[Once a Forumite, always a Forumite]]" | "[[Once a Forumite, always a Forumite]]" | ||
"[[Suddenly Bear]]" | |||
"[[Thank You, Samtor]]" | "[[Thank You, Samtor]]" | ||
"[[The robot power is off! The robot power is off!]]" | |||
'''"[[THIS IS THE VOICE OF RASSILON!]]"''' | |||
"[[To be one must first imagine]]" | |||
"[[Trekno]]" | "[[Trekno]]" | ||
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"[[Uber * of Doom]]" | "[[Uber * of Doom]]" | ||
"[[We have a website]]" | |||
"[[We're missing dialogue!]]" | |||
"[[You're not his glandular bias]]" | "[[You're not his glandular bias]]" | ||
<i>"reflecting back on an old log entry about does chocolate equal love, I got to thinking that its more like does chocolate equal sex. Well [I] thought about this and here is what I decided. | |||
<br>1. bad chocolate is not as bad as bad sex, because chocolate does not usually have the same emotional effect. | |||
<br>2. mediocre to good chocolate is tied with mediocre sex, depending on how mediocre mediocre is. | |||
<br>3. good sex is better than good chocolate, just because. | |||
<br>4. really good chocolate is ties to good sex | |||
<br>5. Excellent chocolate is tied with really good sex. | |||
<br>6. Excellent chocolate is not as good as Excellent sex, although excellent chocolate might be easier to get although possibly more expensive. | |||
<br>However for most people chocolate is not as dangerous, | |||
<br>Korin"</i> (extracted from LOG) | |||
=Pranks= | =Pranks= | ||
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[[3]] | [[3]] | ||
[[Asshole Express]] | |||
[[Harriman Raid]] | [[Harriman Raid]] | ||
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[[Chicken Soup Steam Drain]] | [[Chicken Soup Steam Drain]] | ||
[[Cake Bag]] | |||
[[Painting the Forum Rock]] | |||
[[DAKA Calling]] | |||
[[Robbo's Laser]] | |||
[[Capture the Flags]] | |||
[[Elevator Hacking]] | |||
[[Steam Tunnels]] | |||
[[Voicemail]] | |||
=Oddities= | =Oddities= | ||
[[1001 Index Cards]] | [[1001 Index Cards]] | ||
[[5000-Volume Passive Dehumidifier]] | |||
[[Allisons]] | [[Allisons]] | ||
[[Apathy Bomb]] | [[Apathy Bomb]] | ||
[[BAP Flare]] | |||
[[Barrett's Privateers]] | |||
[[Battle Blimps]] | |||
[[Battlestar Galactica Chainmail]] | |||
[[Black Galaxie]] | |||
[[Braille Porn]] | |||
[[Brown Tide]] | |||
[[Chandler Estate Grand Staircase]] | |||
[[Chuck Winthrop]] | |||
[[Cosmic Nipple]] | [[Cosmic Nipple]] | ||
[[Enterprise vs. the Death Star debate]] | |||
[[Eric Continuum]] | |||
[[Fahrenheit 451]] | [[Fahrenheit 451]] | ||
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[[FUD]] | [[FUD]] | ||
[[ | [[Fugly Lamp]] | ||
[[George Chin's Underwear]] | |||
[[GPA Rock]] | |||
[[Gurgles]] | [[Gurgles]] | ||
[[Hand Job]] | [[Hand Job]] | ||
[[High Church of the Holy Waffle]] | |||
[[Hurricane Gloria Expedition]] | |||
[[Jack-O-Vision]] | |||
[[JAM-o-ween Parties]] | |||
[[Law of Forumite Inertia]] | [[Law of Forumite Inertia]] | ||
[[Log]] | |||
[[MAVWAS]] | |||
[[Nicknames]] | [[Nicknames]] | ||
[[QOOC]] | |||
[[Ralph's Rock]] | [[Ralph's Rock]] | ||
[[Rich Hutter's Masks]] | |||
[[Rotamine Dye]] | [[Rotamine Dye]] | ||
[[Roth Pond Regatta: the Untold Origins]] | |||
[[Puppy Pile]] | [[Puppy Pile]] | ||
[[Space Barouche]] | |||
[[Syrian Mind Suckers]] | |||
[[Taboos]] | [[Taboos]] | ||
[[Tales of Topographic Whimsey]] | |||
[[The Thing Under The Couch]] | |||
[[The New Forum Couch]] | |||
[[Tom's Magnetic Door Lock]] | |||
[[Total Eclipse of the Heart]] | [[Total Eclipse of the Heart]] | ||
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[[Vampires in Port Jefferson]] | [[Vampires in Port Jefferson]] | ||
[[Victor's Wedding Sculpture]] | |||
[[Vruit]] | [[Vruit]] | ||
[[Zeus Hath Spoken]] | |||
=Important Numbers= | =Important Numbers= | ||
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[[69]] | [[69]] | ||
=Great Forum Cars= | |||
[[Tank Top]] | |||
[[Lev Landau]] | |||
[[Jurrasic Park Jeep]] | |||
Latest revision as of 19:56, 16 May 2024
This is a page for recurring quotes (a la "Forumites Count off!"), crazy pranks and just fun stuff known specifically to Forumites that would cause most in the outside world to go "Buh?!?"
Forum Mottos/Slogans
(see List of Forum Mottos)
Quotes
"A Forumite at rest tends to stay at rest. A Forumite in motion tends to stay at rest."
"At the SF4M, we get less done all day than most people do before 9am."
"Attack Jerry, he's most powerful."
"Clean!"
"Diaowww! Spiders! Get 'em away!!!"
"Hail Presarian, Fail Presarian!"
"I may be a lazy SOB, but I'm the lazy SOB who gets things done!"
"Once a Forumite, always a Forumite"
"The robot power is off! The robot power is off!"
"THIS IS THE VOICE OF RASSILON!"
"To be one must first imagine"
"Trekno"
"You're not his glandular bias"
"reflecting back on an old log entry about does chocolate equal love, I got to thinking that its more like does chocolate equal sex. Well [I] thought about this and here is what I decided.
1. bad chocolate is not as bad as bad sex, because chocolate does not usually have the same emotional effect.
2. mediocre to good chocolate is tied with mediocre sex, depending on how mediocre mediocre is.
3. good sex is better than good chocolate, just because.
4. really good chocolate is ties to good sex
5. Excellent chocolate is tied with really good sex.
6. Excellent chocolate is not as good as Excellent sex, although excellent chocolate might be easier to get although possibly more expensive.
However for most people chocolate is not as dangerous,
Korin" (extracted from LOG)
Pranks
Er ... be careful about editing the contents of these entries. You might want to not name names. We don't want anybody getting in trouble. None of the things listed below were officially endorsed by the Science Fiction Forum, but some of their members have in the past been very playful. ;)
Oddities
5000-Volume Passive Dehumidifier
Battlestar Galactica Chainmail
Chandler Estate Grand Staircase
Enterprise vs. the Death Star debate
High Church of the Holy Waffle
Roth Pond Regatta: the Untold Origins