Spring 2014#2
By Ashley Goldie Himmelstein on Tuesday, February 18, 2014 at 8:01 PM
President: Everyone in this club is lazy. The involvement fair is Wednesday the 26th from 1-2 in the SAC, show up and make us look good.



Vice President: Don’t be a dick



Treasurer: We have money



Secretary: I turn 21 on Friday



Librarian: The library is officially using OpenBiblio. Also please be quiet in the forum, we’ve had complaints.



Head AC: This Sunday we will close the forum to help finish up the mural and putting up the new shelves. Help is always appreciated. After the involvement fair we will be playing the Matrix at 7pm and there will be pizza. On Thursday the 27th there will be an Invader Zim marathon starting at noon.



Sub AC for Life: I am getting for you, Cloud Atlas and Elysium



Historian: Today I will tell you the tale of the Two Week Presidency. Over the summer the President realized they could not keep to their promise of ruling our club and at the beginning of fall semester emergency elections were held. Thus the dark period of the Forum began under which for two weeks we were under the rule of a man mad with power, he made his dog Governor General and declared war on the sea. Luckily we realized that there is GPA requirement for E-Board and more emergency elections were held, leading us out of the Dark Period.



Old business: clean



New business: clean, be quiet and don’t be a dick



Announcements: HVZ registration is open. If you change the computer language, change it back.





Allocations: 4 pepperoni pies, 4 cheese pies and soda for $150