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Meeting Notes 12-5-2007
Meeting Notes 12-5-2007
Meeting called to order at: 8:16pm

President's report:  Um… hi. Almost at the end of semester; pretty big deal. I’m surprised. Second-to-last meeting. Not nominating tonight. Something later.
VP: Hey, I exist! I’m alive, better than two weeks ago. Meeting can continue, no 5am tomorrow. But my mom’s in the car, so not too long.
Treasurer:  USG was useful, allocation for library software came in. Check from Fourth World was cashed; we now own 600 bags+boards. In theory, the check to Stop & Shop will be in by tomorrow.
Secretary: Roman types better than Anthony. USURP’D! LOLOLZ!
Librarian: Kingbird is pleased for receiving his stuff. Book Club meets Tuesday at 4pm to discuss Watchmen.
Jedi Sam: Bad shiftholders, do your jobs. Please clean the library (etc).
ACs: Festivus is Saturday December 15th, starting at 3pm. Food from Quizno’s will be had. Side salads for vegetarians. Tomorrow is a Venture Bros marathon; Friday is a Buffy marathon.
Mike will be running his D&D 3.5ed game with pregen characters tomorrow starting at 5:20pm.
Dave: All DVDs still there. Will be ordering December movies soon.
Bobby: “Stony Brook cops are *assholes*.”
Possible movie run on Sunday for the Golden Compass. Keep an eye on the 4M LJ.
Bobby hates new Magic cards.
CS: (Not Aaron) (Aaron shakes fist at Orange by proxy) If you need accounts for the 4M computers, see CS guys. Over break, test wireless network will be set up. If it works, there will be allocations later.
Matt wants Wi-Fi down here to let people do their work, to let people use their computers, and to use his shiny new toy. As soon as it looks like an internet café down here, or you start playing CounterStrike or Starcraft, or torrenting, it will all be unplugged. Lolcats is acceptable. In general, wear headphones if your computer makes noise. Orange is proxy enforcer. In short, don’t be a dick with Wi-Fi.
(Roman: “Oh, it automatically added an accent mark on the e in café.”)

COMMITTEES

Advertising: I need a month’s notice now for movie nights and stuff, because I need to be at my own dorm to make them.

Fundraising: “You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind; but your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance then they’re no friends of mine.”
Community Service: The book drive never got back to us; nothing to report.

Old Business
Orange: Magic-playing, and other card-game-playing is getting to be too much. Remember moderation.
Historian: Back in the day, when people wanted to play Magic, they would meet here and go to the big glass square in the SAC.
(“When was the last time you spoke to the person on the couch without saying ‘I attack you for two?’”)
Lisa: Clean! (Chorus of “Clean!” follows)
2of3: While handing things in today, I noticed that all allocation forms are due by the 7th. We must allocate at this meeting if you have to do so.
New Business
Lisa: I heard a great thing on the radio today: “Top Ten Worst Christmas Movies.” We must have Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Matt: It’s like there was a gaping hole in my heart that was filled by the utterance of those words.
Heather: I’m getting my Christmas present early, my cloak is coming in next week.
Announcements
Ian: I snuck into Psychology Honors program. Take that, Honors.
Lisa: When you’re feeling better, sing to Roman again.
JC: China Buffet diner run.
Bobby: Start going to ICON meetings; ‘tis the season.
Roman: Heroes ending was “DOY!”
Motion to close.
Seconded. Acclimated.
Meeting closed at 8:53pm.