Thank You, Samtor
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Praise be to Samtor, Forumite God of Gifts and Pilfered Goods. When something is provided by Divine Providence, especially when it is discovered in unlikely circumstances at an opportune time, it is the gift of Samtor. Alternatively, he watches over serendipitous acquisitions and assists followers in not getting caught.
Samtor must be thanked, by loudly proclaiming "THANK YOU, SAMTOR!" - else the gift may turn against you, or be rescinded.