Nathalie Deroin

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Nat
Nathalie Deroin
Forumite Status
Active
Became member
Fall 2010
Brought by
Shit! Zombies!
Reign at Forum
???? - ????
Forum Offices Held
Lurker, Treasurer
Famous for
Creeping
Born & Died
1992 & Not Quite Yet
Hometown
Dixie
Base of Operations
Under the table
Species
Human, probably
Gender
Irrelevant
Sexual Identity
Nondescript
Relationship Status
Hostage
Related to
Profession
Lazy bastard



There is a creature that lurks in the shadows of the stacks. It is strange and bug-eyed and apparently makes Aaron feel old and decrepit. It feels no remorse in this regard. None whatsoever.

("HEY AARON. I WAS 6.5 WEEKS OLD WHEN THE SCI-FI CHANNEL FIRST AIRED.")

Nat and Barry Levin are widely despised for having hours-long debates about Doctor Who.

The greatest threat Nat poses is actually to your napkins. No matter where you hide them, no matter how fast you teach them to run, ve will find them and write vis homework all over them. Ve will then move on to the nearest box. Ve has not yet attacked anyone's face, for the little comfort that provides.

If you should be walking through the corridor between either of the staircases and the forum and are accosted by the grating sounds of screams and curses, do not fear. There is a good chance that it is simply Nat, playing another platformer with mediocre graphics.

Also ve wears the chainmail a lot.

And stop making puns. It makes ver want to kick you.