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'''Matthew Weinberger''' is a former President, along with the lead guitarist for [[Cripplestripper]]. He is also the first successful Comics Librarian. | '''Matthew Weinberger''' is a former President, along with the lead guitarist for [[Cripplestripper]]. He is also the first successful Comics Librarian. During the May 2008 elections, he proclaimed himself God Emperor, but allowed [[Ian Moss]] to be his [[President|Prime Minister]]. | ||
He desperately wants a complete Wiki entry but thinks it'd be totally lame to write it himself. So, for his sake it shall be edited. He enjoys the Batman to a scary, scary amount. We know of the fantasies that he has about them. It makes the kitten Jesus cry. And the wolf Satan shiver in fear. Yeah, they are that bad. He also attacks old men in Japan. Probably killed one. We don't know, and Matt won't admit to it. One day the torure crews will whip it out of him. Or Heather. | He desperately wants a complete Wiki entry but thinks it'd be totally lame to write it himself. So, for his sake it shall be edited. He enjoys the Batman to a scary, scary amount. We know of the fantasies that he has about them. It makes the kitten Jesus cry. And the wolf Satan shiver in fear. Yeah, they are that bad. He also attacks old men in Japan. Probably killed one. We don't know, and Matt won't admit to it. One day the torure crews will whip it out of him. Or Heather. |
Revision as of 16:03, 27 May 2008
Matthew Weinberger is a former President, along with the lead guitarist for Cripplestripper. He is also the first successful Comics Librarian. During the May 2008 elections, he proclaimed himself God Emperor, but allowed Ian Moss to be his Prime Minister.
He desperately wants a complete Wiki entry but thinks it'd be totally lame to write it himself. So, for his sake it shall be edited. He enjoys the Batman to a scary, scary amount. We know of the fantasies that he has about them. It makes the kitten Jesus cry. And the wolf Satan shiver in fear. Yeah, they are that bad. He also attacks old men in Japan. Probably killed one. We don't know, and Matt won't admit to it. One day the torure crews will whip it out of him. Or Heather.
Batman
He's Batman.
Preceded by Kevin Dowd |
President
May 2007 - May 2008 |
Succeeded by Ian Moss |
Preceded by (none) |
God Emperor
May 2008 - Current |
Succeeded by TBD |