K'zorx

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K'zorx
K'zorx

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Forumite Status
Obscure In-Joke
Became member
1978
Brought by
Reign at Forum
1978 - 1979
Forum Offices Held
Famous for
Photosynthesis
Born & Died
Reanimated every Spring
Hometown
Roth Quad
Base of Operations
Roth Quad
Species
Kentucky Bluegrass
Gender
None (Plant)
Sexual Identity
Both (pistal & stamen)
Relationship Status
Plural (tiller and rhizome)
Related to
Profession
Fodder for Cows



K'zorx was a square foot of sod that lived under a grow light in the First Forum (Hendrix, steam pipe room). After the end of the Interspecies Dating Society, K'zorx was appointed resident non-human and stayed in the Forum. Over the summer of 1979 K'zorx's light was accidentally unplugged by K'Lisa. After a short period of mourning his body was tossed onto the hill between Hendrix and Gershwin, whereupon K'zorx re-animated and colonized the entire area.