After a brief period of time going as "Zardon", "Zardaz", "Zardon", and "Heath Slater", Jared managed to hold on to his identity in the swirling maelstrom that is called the Forum. By night, he crusades for justice as "The Perl-Man-Kid". His archenemies include AmazeEvan and Doctor Terribleface (and his terrible face). He is aided in his unending struggle by AlphaChrist. Some theorize that he is merely the creation of a sadist's imagination to practice her verbal abuse, but this theory has yet to be scientifically tested.