Jared Perlman

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Jared Perlman

The Perl-man-kid
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Forumite Status
Active
Became member
09/XX/2011
Brought by
Word of God
Reign at Forum
???? - ????
Forum Offices Held
Public Nuisance
Famous for
Volume
Born & Died
1992-2XXX
Hometown
Jericho, NY
Base of Operations
H Quad, Benedict
Species
Changeling
Gender
Male
Sexual Identity
Relationship Status
Related to
Profession
Professional Hopscotcher


After a brief period of time going as "Zardon", "Zardaz", "Zardon", and "Heath Slater", Jared managed to hold on to his identity in the swirling maelstrom that is called the Forum. By night, he crusades for justice as "The Perl-Man-Kid". His archenemies include AmazeEvan and Doctor Terribleface (and his terrible face). He is aided in his unending struggle by AlphaChrist. Some theorize that he is merely the creation of a sadist's imagination to practice her verbal abuse, but this theory has yet to be scientifically tested.