This is a page for recurring quotes (a la "Forumites Count off!"), crazy pranks and just fun stuff known specifically to Forumites that would cause most in the outside world to go "Buh?!?"
Forum Mottos/Slogans
(see List of Forum Mottos)
Quotes
"16 will get you 20"
"A Ba Da Da"
"Cheese and Rice"
"Death to the fluffies!!"
"Diaowww! Spiders! Get 'em away!!!"
"Eat a Pop-Tart for Jesus"
"Eeek eeek, Whoo!"
"Forumites Count Off!"
"Forumites... not yet"
"It's not linear"
"Once a Forumite, always a Forumite"
"Thank You, Samtor"
"Trekno"
"Turtles are forever"
"Uber * of Doom"
"You're not his glandular bias"
"A Forumite at rest tends to stay at rest. A Forumite in motion tends to stay at rest."
"At the SF4M, we get less done all day than most people do before 9am."
"Death to the USG!"
"Blame Aaron"
"No sex in the stacks."
"Clean!"
"Hail Presarian, Fail Presarian!"
"Attack Jerry, he's most powerful."
"We're missing dialogue!"
"The robot power is off! The robot power is off!"
"Gamer Scum! Scamer Gum!"
"Mainstream!"
"I may be a lazy SOB, but I'm the lazy SOB who gets things done!"
"Clocks are everywhere!"
"We have a website"
"God damnit Roman!"
"All Glory to the Hypnotoad!"
"Suddenly Bear"
"Clockwise...Not Bullwinkle!"
"How's the pie?"
"No, Frozen!"
"Came like Shinji!"
"BUMBABCLAAA!"
Pranks
Er ... be careful about editing the contents of these entries. You might want to not name names. We don't want anybody getting in trouble. None of the things listed below were officially endorsed by the Science Fiction Forum, but some of their members have in the past been very playful. ;)
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Asshole Express
Harriman Raid
Penguin Invasion
Rotamine Dye
Foamy Fountains
Chicken Soup Steam Drain
Cake Bag
Painting the Forum Rock
DAKA Calling
Robbo's Laser
Capture the Flags
Elevator Hacking
Oddities
1001 Index Cards
5000-Volume Passive Dehumidifier
Allisons
Apathy Bomb
BAP Flare
Barrett's Privateers
Battle Blimps
Black Galaxie
Braille Porn
Brown Tide
Chandler Estate Grand Staircase
Chuck Winthrop
Cosmic Nipple
Enterprise vs. the Death Star debate
Eric Continuum
Fahrenheit 451
Fluffies
Forum Ball
Fred Fund
Free Frisbees
FUD
Fugly Lamp
George Chin's Underwear
Gurgles
Hand Job
High Church of the Holy Waffle
Hurricane Gloria Expedition
Jack-O-Vision
JAM-o-ween Parties
Law of Forumite Inertia
Log
MAVWAS
Nicknames
QOOC
Ralph's Rock
Rich Hutter's Masks
Rotamine Dye
Roth Pond Regatta: the Untold Origins
Puppy Pile
Space Barouche
Syrian Mind Suckers
Taboos
Tales of Topographic Whimsey
The Thing Under The Couch
Tom's Magnetic Door Lock
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Tripping
Trophy case
Vampires in Port Jefferson
Victor's Wedding Sculpture
Vruit
Zeus Hath Spoken
Important Numbers
3
4
9
13
42
69
Great Forum Cars
Tank Top
Lev Landau