This is a page for recurring quotes (a la "Forumites Count off!"), crazy pranks and just fun stuff known specifically to Forumites that would cause most in the outside world to go "Buh?!?"
(see List of Forum Mottos)
"16 will get you 20"
"A Ba Da Da"
"A Forumite at rest tends to stay at rest. A Forumite in motion tends to stay at rest."
"All Glory to the Hypnotoad!"
"At the SF4M, we get less done all day than most people do before 9am."
"Attack Jerry, he's most powerful."
"Came like Shinji!"
"Cheese and Rice"
"Clocks are everywhere!"
"Death to the fluffies!!"
"Death to the USG!"
"Diaowww! Spiders! Get 'em away!!!"
"Eat a Pop-Tart for Jesus"
"Eeek eeek, Whoo!"
"Forumites Count Off!"
"Forumites... not yet"
"Gamer Scum! Scamer Gum!"
"God damnit Roman!"
"Hail Presarian, Fail Presarian!"
"How's the pie?"
"I may be a lazy SOB, but I'm the lazy SOB who gets things done!"
"It's not linear"
"Let's get down to business!"
"No sex in the stacks."
"Once a Forumite, always a Forumite"
"Thank You, Samtor"
"The robot power is off! The robot power is off!"
"THIS IS THE VOICE OF RASSILON!"
"Turtles are forever"
"Uber * of Doom"
"We have a website"
"We're missing dialogue!"
"You're not his glandular bias"
"reflecting back on an old log entry about does chocolate equal love, I got to thinking that its more like does chocolate equal sex. Well [I] thought about this and here is what I decided.
1. bad chocolate is not as bad as bad sex, because chocolate does not usually have the same emotional effect.
2. mediocre to good chocolate is tied with mediocre sex, depending on how mediocre mediocre is.
3. good sex is better than good chocolate, just because.
4. really good chocolate is ties to good sex
5. Excellent chocolate is tied with really good sex.
6. Excellent chocolate is not as good as Excellent sex, although excellent chocolate might be easier to get although possibly more expensive.
However for most people chocolate is not as dangerous,
Korin" (extracted from LOG)
Er ... be careful about editing the contents of these entries. You might want to not name names. We don't want anybody getting in trouble. None of the things listed below were officially endorsed by the Science Fiction Forum, but some of their members have in the past been very playful. ;)
Chicken Soup Steam Drain
Painting the Forum Rock
Capture the Flags
1001 Index Cards
5000-Volume Passive Dehumidifier
Battlestar Galactica Chainmail
Chandler Estate Grand Staircase
Enterprise vs. the Death Star debate
George Chin's Underwear
High Church of the Holy Waffle
Hurricane Gloria Expedition
Law of Forumite Inertia
Rich Hutter's Masks
Roth Pond Regatta: the Untold Origins
Syrian Mind Suckers
Tales of Topographic Whimsey
The Thing Under The Couch
The New Forum Couch
Tom's Magnetic Door Lock
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Vampires in Port Jefferson
Victor's Wedding Sculpture
Zeus Hath Spoken
Great Forum Cars
Jurrasic Park Jeep