Hail Presarian, Fail Presarian!

On the rare occasion when a Forumite is elected to serve as both President and Librarian (combining the two most important offices into one hopefully benevolent despot), the traditional chant from the assembled Forumites when the election is over is: Hail Presarian! Hail Presarian! FAIL Presarian! this in reference to the Presarian's GPA, which will soon be dropping like a [insert gruesome metaphor involving black hole or similar gravity well here].