Dylan is that one annoying guy you will see in the forum from time to time. He will either be yelling about nothing, arguing with someone, or in most cases, playing Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 with either Black Aaron, Mitch, or whoever was unlucky enough to sit on the couch.
How to spot the Dylan
5'11" (perpetually >.<), brown hair, brown eyes, very loud, usually playing Marvel or watching movies while relaxing on the recliner. Listen for the loud obnoxious voice.
What to do if you spot one
If you encounter this individual, there are some options you can choose. If he is playing Marvel, and you sit down, he might start pestering you to play with him. Most of the time, you might want to give in and play a round with him, but he will understand if you don't want to. If he is watching a movie, do not disturb it. It will get angry and start being loud.
Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3, Repo!: The Genetic Opera, Kickass, most Batman related entertainment, X-Men: The Animated Series, watching movies with the sound up while still using subtitles, Magic: The Gathering, Munchkin, Mitch, Miyazaki films, Mashed Potato Bowl Wednesdays, Sarahmay Langstrand, Wilma McAfee, Mtn Dew/Voltage/Code Red/ Blackout, Jared, SSBB, Christopher Walken, Heroes (damn you SarahMay), Doctor Who, baked clams, cucumber, $0.96 Cheese Melts at Union Late Night, hanging out with SarahMay and friends
Someone using the word 'Maybe' to answer a 'yes' or 'no' question, Mtn Dew Whiteout/Baja Blast/Diet Mtn Dew, Sierra Mist Natural, Jared, Nicholas Cage, Most MTV shows that air currently, the new Cartoon Network (BRING BACK TOONAMI!), Reboot, VHS tapes, people taking up all the space on the couches just to sleep, people who essentially live in the Forum, waiting on the line to get $0.96 Cheese Melts at Union Late Night, people who ask questions about the plot during movies/cartoons to the people watching intently instead of the people not watching intently