Chocolate Bunny Beheading
Nominally taking place after Easter, when the chocolate bunnies are on sale cheap. Smaller chocolate treats are tossed onto the altar/table where they are grabbed and glommed by the assembled masses. Once the crowd is whipped up into a sugar frenzy, the Big Bunny is unwrapped, placed in the center, and a female virgin is invited to break off the ears as a sacrifice to the forum gods Fasu-fasu and Samtor. The second the ears come off all hands shoot forward and tear at the remains, whose final existance is measured in nanoseconds.